anime pigeon
look at dose colors
guys
sparklepigeons
they’re REAL.
you must reblog every sunday
Reblogging, Just because it’s sunday
Three minutes past. I could’ve avoided this lul.
It is Sunday. Therefore, it is relevant.
every sunday
Me playing Assassin's Creed 2
Posted on May 27, 2012 at 10AM
Me: Ezio
Ezio RUN RUN FUCKING RUN THE GUARDS
EZIO UP THE WALL NO YOU DIPSHIT THE OTHER WALL NO FUCK DON'T CLIMB THAT STALL I WANT YOU TO CLIMB--
DAMMIT GUARD I'M TRYING TO CLIMB HERE YOU KNOW WHAT TAKE THIS YOU FUCKWAD
HIDDEN BLADE TO THE FUCKING FACE. TAKE THAT ASSBUTT.
AH FUCK NOW THE HEAVY HAS CAUGHT UP WITH YOU YOU DICKHEAD EZIO
IF YOU'D JUST CLIMBED THE WALL YOU WOULDN'T BE SURROUNDED BY HEAVY GUARDS
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CAN ALL TAKE A HIDDEN BLADE TO THE FACE
and the back. that's good too.
WHAT NO YOU DIDN'T JUST HIT ME WITH YOUR SWORD
FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER
TAKE THIS
oh shit this guy is good
Ezio
EZIO RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
omfg
(Source: secretsbest)
